The immaculate sandwich

 I was on a road trip once and stopped into a fast food place to eat. Normally I wouldn't even think of what I was eating, just a weight to fill the emptiness in my stomach. But, this was a small town and these people took this crap seriously. The only places to work in this pinhole on a map were this drive thru sponsored food stop or the abandon grain silo. And I hear the silo doesn't have any openings. Since it being abandoned and such. Maybe you could fight a raccoon for a stale half eaten corn nibbled and a hand full of cold fries blown in from the chain restaurant across the field. So getting an job where they make you wear a orange, yellow and black pants suit in this town was like getting vice chair at IBM.
This "restaurant" was like the store in the franchise that made the stuff that they have pictures of in corporate broshers. The only time they make it this good in the shittier inner city version is when the district manager comes to visit and is standing over the polyester employees shoulders.Not that food flavored substance that they make that is usually smashed and wadded up in cheap ass butcher paper and then stepped on by an elephant under a heat lamp fuel by the light bulb from a broken Easy Bake Over
(insert registered trademark..HERE!).

 It was the immaculate sandwich!

Be Cool tip of the day
do your job like you give a crap. I think that one was just for me.

The King Of Nothing

I know a little of everything which means;
I know a lot of nothing.
Blogs
Post
Twits
tweets
treats
all feel imperial at the time and in the moment
but once they are out there they just get lost in the net
Like a piss in the ocean, you feel like a mighty god
like your piss is the water for the world.
But once it mixes in with the other pisses
it becomes meaningless.
Just like the time you wasted reading this.
However
I love your face!
Tell someone who needs it
and hasn't heard it in a while if ever
say
"I Love YOUR FACE!"
and maybe a smooch if you are so bold and they are so worth it.
Unlike this blog
no need to heckle
I will do it
myself.

Backside to the future.

I am procrastinating. I wish I could get a job doing that, I would make billions.
 I will work on that...tomorrow.

Be cool to each other. Niceguy tip of the day, say Hello to someone you often see but do not know.

People's Republic Of Montana.

I read in the paper that some politician in Montana wants to make disobedience from teenagers punishable by law, from fines to prison time to death row. This is outrageous, unheard of and just all around nauseating, the fact my wife said no when I asked if we could ship the kids to Montana.

Be Cool to each other .....even your teenagers.